The twelve days of winter break: particle physics edition
December 22, 2011 | 9:00 am
As symmetry breaking closes down for its long winter’s nap, please enjoy (or at least put up with) a badly adapted holiday song and the chance to reflect on a fascinating year in particle physics:
The Twelve Days of Winter Break: Particle Physics Edition
On the first day of winter break, I saw in symmetry…
possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the second day of winter break, I saw in symmetry…
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the third day of winter break, I saw in symmetry…
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the fourth day of winter break, I saw in symmetry…
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the fifth day of winter break, I saw in symmetry…
10,000 Legos
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the sixth day of winter break, I saw in symmetry…
CDF a-bumping
10,000 Legos
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs with sigmas under three.
On the seventh day of winter break, I saw in symmetry…
CP violation
CDF a-bumping
10,000 Legos
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the eighth day of winter break, I saw in symmetry…
one Muppet a-meeping
CP violation
CDF a-bumping
10,000 Legos
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the ninth day of winter break, I saw in symmetry…
Tevatron retiring
one Muppet a-meeping
CP violation
CDF a-bumping
10,000 Legos
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the tenth day of winter break, I saw in symmetry…
six neutrinos oscillating
Tevatron retiring
one Muppet a-meeping
CP violation
CDF a-bumping
10,000 Legos
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the eleventh day of winter break, I saw in symmetry…
just-discovered baryons
six neutrinos oscillating
Tevatron retiring
one Muppet a-meeping
CP violation
CDF a-bumping
10,000 Legos
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and possible Higgs (but not discovery).
On the twelfth day of winter break, I saw in symmetry…
antimatter ATRAP-ing
just-discovered baryons
six neutrinos oscillating
Tevatron retiring
one Muppet a-meeping
CP violation
CDF a-bumping
10,000 Legos
one launching shuttle
top quark asymmetry
faster-than-light neutrinos
and a verdict on Higgs by 2013.
Happy holidays, everyone! See you next year!
Kathryn Grim
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January 5th, 2012 at 5:25 pm
Nice, though I hurt myself trying to sing it.