>>A new particle smasher is coming online. They finally picked a name for it but I don’t what it is. Do you know the name of the particle smasher?

>Oh I certainly do! They named it from my suggestion!

>>Congratulations! That’s amazingly good luck for you! What was the name you picked for it?

>Who’s the particle smasher name.

>>Don’t you mean What’s the particle smasher’s name?

>No. Who’s the particle smasher name.

>>So, they hired a guy to smash particles and you got to name him?

>Certainly not! It’s a machine! A highly complicated machine! Who’s the particle smasher’s name!

>>That’s what I want to find out.

>I say Who’s the particle smasher.

>>And you named the particle smasher?

>Yes, Who.

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Well, you probably know how it aught to go from here.

~William

PS: I’m SERIOUS.. Name it “Who”